XOXO Gossip Apostate

Apr 25

Confessions of a Bored (and Possessed) Grey Warden: reginaldtherogue: XOXO Gossip Apostate: *sighs*reginaldtherogue:... →

reginaldtherogue:

reginaldtherogue:

XOXO Gossip Apostate: *sighs*

reginaldtherogue:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

Why do I feel guilty now?

*finds a cupcake that managed to avoid getting crushed into the carpet and curls up on the window seat,…

“I am fairly certain I know how to heat most anything.  I shall boil the water.”

I’m sorry I’m just… really overwhelmed right now and I think I need to lay down.

Apr 25

*sighs*

reginaldtherogue:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

Why do I feel guilty now?

*finds a cupcake that managed to avoid getting crushed into the carpet and curls up on the window seat, eating sulkily*

Well. I’m not going to the Circle. That’s what really matters. 

*sulks and stews*

It really is all about perspective.

Yes. *grateful smile* Thank you for helping. Avelle and Reginald, too.

“No fear, I am certain they shall return in due course.  Who in their rightful mind would not?” 

*Puts on Cupcake’s collar and wears his much less adorned small clothes, offering Kahrin a convenient lap now that he is officially not naked and has free hands.*

*bursts into tears*

Apr 25

*sighs*

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

Why do I feel guilty now?

*finds a cupcake that managed to avoid getting crushed into the carpet and curls up on the window seat, eating sulkily*

Well. I’m not going to the Circle. That’s what really matters. 

*sulks and stews*

It really is all about perspective.

Yes. *grateful smile* Thank you for helping. Avelle and Reginald, too.

Apr 25

*sighs*

Why do I feel guilty now?

*finds a cupcake that managed to avoid getting crushed into the carpet and curls up on the window seat, eating sulkily*

Well. I’m not going to the Circle. That’s what really matters. 

*sulks and stews*

Apr 25

Are we all just getting naked now?

cullen-and-alistair:

reginaldtherogue:

lovenotesfromlaica:

Is that what kind of party this is?

I dare say you may count me in if we are, so long as you are not inviting the downstairs neighbor with the parakeet. 
*Takes off Cupcake’s collar*
He is already naked.

Alistair: “Uh.  I don’t think I read nearly enough of the book for that…”
Cullen: *Sigh*  “The Chantry disapproves of pantslessness.”
Alistair: “Look Pants Captain, we have possibly naked people and cupcakes and you’re worried about the Chantry?!”

Look it’s not fair for you to stay in full armor while the rest of us are in the nude, is it? It’s not exactly neighborly, I should say. So if you don’t want to remove your gear then you can just… you know. Leave. 

Apr 25

Are we all just getting naked now?

Is that what kind of party this is?

Apr 25

Cullen and Alistair: 2 Best Friends: Oh, Laica. →

cullen-and-alistair:

reginaldtherogue:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

I won’t let anyone take you to a Circle.

WELL OF COURSE THEY WON’T PUT ME IN A CORNER CIRCLES DON’T HAVE CORNERS, DO THEY?

Look. Don’t panic yet.

I am a very good negotiator.

((I took the gifs off not to…

*jumps and yelps*

*hisses* There’s somebody at the door, Kahrin! Now would be a good time to negotiate

*eyes the window*

Oh, Maker’s chafed buttcheeks. Why is everyone so …

WHO’S OUT THERE AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? I AM ARMED.

Cullen: “They’re armed?!”
Alistair: “That doesn’t sound good…  What do they need to be armed for?  Wait, she’s spending a lot of time with Reginald.  Maybe they had a fight?”
Cullen: *Scrunches face*  “Possibly.”
Alistair: “Um… hello?  It’s just us, you know… from the camp down the hall.  Alistair and Cullen.  I’m a Grey Warden and Cullen is…” *whispers*  “You have icing on your nose!”  *In his Talking to Doors Cheerful Voice again*  “We brought you something.  A sort of… welcome to the neighborhood gift?”

*is now trembling in fear, eyes wide*

*presses fingers to lips* Oh Maker Kahrin what kind of sick bastards are they?

Alistair stares at Cullen with his eyes bugging out on stems.  “Did she just say she was naked?”
Cullen: “And armed.”
Alistair: “I didn’t see anything in the book about THAT, did you?”
Cullen: “Rolls his eyes again.* 
Alistair: “Look, we can’t very well slide cupcakes underneath the door.  Don’t kill us, we’re your neighbors!”

*scandalized* No! I’m not naked! *fingers spark* Why? Is that… is that a requirement or something?

*hissing low to Kahrin* I won’t let them take me alive. They’ll have to kill me first.

*eyerolls* No one is dying today.

What do you mean Cupcake? Is Cupcake here?

Laica, get back. I’m going to open the door. *draws swords*

*Cupcake pokes his grey Mabari head over the windowsill and barks hello to Kahrin.*

Reginald: “How did you get up here on this rope without thumbs?”
Cupcake: *Cocks his head and whines*

*Alistair nearly jumps out of his armor as Kahrin opens the door.*  “Uh… hello?  I didn’t bake these this time.  Cullen did, so they’re safe.  You know…safe.  We just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.  With cupcakes.  Erm… you didn’t have to bring a sword.”
Cullen: “It really isn’t a very high crime rate.”
Alistair: “Unless you count the Darkspawn.”
Cullen: “He’s working on that.”

*hides her staff behind her back, smiling charmingly* You don’t say! Well, that’s good to know, haha!

*mutters* The last time I had -this- many people in my room there were a -lot- more naked people.  

Apr 25

Cullen and Alistair: 2 Best Friends: Oh, Laica. →

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

I won’t let anyone take you to a Circle.

WELL OF COURSE THEY WON’T PUT ME IN A CORNER CIRCLES DON’T HAVE CORNERS, DO THEY?

Look. Don’t panic yet.

I am a very good negotiator.

((I took the gifs off not to…

*jumps and yelps*

*hisses* There’s somebody at the door, Kahrin! Now would be a good time to negotiate

*eyes the window*

Oh, Maker’s chafed buttcheeks. Why is everyone so …

WHO’S OUT THERE AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? I AM ARMED.

Cullen: “They’re armed?!”
Alistair: “That doesn’t sound good…  What do they need to be armed for?  Wait, she’s spending a lot of time with Reginald.  Maybe they had a fight?”
Cullen: *Scrunches face*  “Possibly.”
Alistair: “Um… hello?  It’s just us, you know… from the camp down the hall.  Alistair and Cullen.  I’m a Grey Warden and Cullen is…” *whispers*  “You have icing on your nose!”  *In his Talking to Doors Cheerful Voice again*  “We brought you something.  A sort of… welcome to the neighborhood gift?”

*is now trembling in fear, eyes wide*

*presses fingers to lips* Oh Maker Kahrin what kind of sick bastards are they?

Alistair stares at Cullen with his eyes bugging out on stems.  “Did she just say she was naked?”
Cullen: “And armed.”
Alistair: “I didn’t see anything in the book about THAT, did you?”
Cullen: “Rolls his eyes again.* 
Alistair: “Look, we can’t very well slide cupcakes underneath the door.  Don’t kill us, we’re your neighbors!”

*scandalized* No! I’m not naked! *fingers spark* Why? Is that… is that a requirement or something?

*hissing low to Kahrin* I won’t let them take me alive. They’ll have to kill me first.

Apr 25

Cullen and Alistair: 2 Best Friends: Oh, Laica. →

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

I won’t let anyone take you to a Circle.

WELL OF COURSE THEY WON’T PUT ME IN A CORNER CIRCLES DON’T HAVE CORNERS, DO THEY?

Look. Don’t panic yet.

I am a very good negotiator.

((I took the gifs off not to…

*jumps and yelps*

*hisses* There’s somebody at the door, Kahrin! Now would be a good time to negotiate

*eyes the window*

Oh, Maker’s chafed buttcheeks. Why is everyone so …

WHO’S OUT THERE AND WHAT DO YOU WANT? I AM ARMED.

Cullen: “They’re armed?!”
Alistair: “That doesn’t sound good…  What do they need to be armed for?  Wait, she’s spending a lot of time with Reginald.  Maybe they had a fight?”
Cullen: *Scrunches face*  “Possibly.”
Alistair: “Um… hello?  It’s just us, you know… from the camp down the hall.  Alistair and Cullen.  I’m a Grey Warden and Cullen is…” *whispers*  “You have icing on your nose!”  *In his Talking to Doors Cheerful Voice again*  “We brought you something.  A sort of… welcome to the neighborhood gift?”

*is now trembling in fear, eyes wide*

*presses fingers to lips* Oh Maker Kahrin what kind of sick bastards are they?

Apr 25

Cullen and Alistair: 2 Best Friends: Oh, Laica. →

cullen-and-alistair:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

lovenotesfromlaica:

lovenotesfromkahrin:

I won’t let anyone take you to a Circle.

WELL OF COURSE THEY WON’T PUT ME IN A CORNER CIRCLES DON’T HAVE CORNERS, DO THEY?

Look. Don’t panic yet.

I am a very good negotiator.

((I took the gifs off not to…

*jumps and yelps*

*hisses* There’s somebody at the door, Kahrin! Now would be a good time to negotiate

*eyes the window*